2008年1月29日星期二

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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
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1-------- I do physical labor.

2.------- I work at great depths.

3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.

4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

5.--------I work in a damp environment.

6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.

7.------- I work in high temperatures.

8. -------My work exposes me to diseases.



Reply: Dear Penis,


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After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:



1. You do not work 8 hours straight.

2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work
period.

3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team .

4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen
visiting other locations.

5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.

6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
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7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
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8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.

9. You are unable to work double shifts.

10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.

11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management




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A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him
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The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had
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The third guy said, "My cow's milk doesn't taste quite right."

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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

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Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

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Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.

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A gay man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist whether he sells extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes we do. We stock the 'Magnum' brand by Trojan. Would you like to buy some?"

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It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks.

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So, the soldier's quickly jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran outside to form up in their three ranks.

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Two Men are driving down the interstate when one notices a sign that says "College of Logic 5 miles." Neither one knows what it means and are both curious. The two men take the exit to the college and the driver goes in to investigate. He quickly finds a professor to explain...
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He
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Deputy says," License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
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Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
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Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.
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She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Biatch.'"

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Jim and Johnny die in a boating accident. Jim goes to heaven and Johnny goes to hell.

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